November 14, 2007

The Sick Truth About Jason Katzenback

It's true, there are a couple of very troubling truths about Jason Katzenback.  Let it be noted here for the record.  I don't really give a damn how he feels about what I am going to post here, because it is all true!

That said, let me first butter it up for Jason Katzenback, protect his ego, so he can handle the harsh reality of what I am going to expose about him never before revealed on the Internet.  (What can I tell you, Jason…the truth has gotta be told—may it set you free ).

Okay, here is the buttered up portion, to soften the blow to his ego, by profiling his more positive facets (boy, I just love the news power of a blog, to make world announcements—evil ha ha laugh).

Kissy, kissy, kissy part:

Jason runs some excellent web businesses that provide genuinely useful services, and are themselves very successful.  In his thirties—and married—he has a charming playful nature that makes you think of a college-aged kid and not the savvy businessman that he is.  But that is a good thing, because Jason's laid-back style puts everyone at ease, and he is very approachable and makes regular appearances at his forum within the private membership of Portal Feeder, and actively participates and provides genuine assistance to all members. 

Through the 9 months I have been part of the private Portal Feeder community, Jason Katzenback has remained the same, in temperance and in providing and monitoring help to all PF members.  This alone is a huge statement to say, particularly in light of other memberships I had belonged to (notice the past tense) where the forum owners had behavior problems, had abominable customer service skills, yet had decent software applications or services.  Yet in the end I witnessed more than one promising membership lose members in record numbers due to the horrendous behavior problems of those individuals in charge.

Yet I can honestly say not once have I witnessed Jason Katzenback to exhibit a troublesome short fuse, flake out on his responsibilities to his membership, or in any way inhibit free communication and expressions of any member in the community for whatever reason.

However, because Portal Feeder is a genuinely valuable master plan, that if consistently followed, will consistently yield positive results for all members across the board, it may very well be why there is an amazing absence of disgruntled members. 

Not so with Cloaking Master, a hush-hush secret membership that promised amazing results.  After only a couple of days inside that membership, I asked for a refund, after finding one too many unhappy posts from members who had applied the system for months and were no better off than when they joined, and some of the voices in there prematurely stilled by the management, evidenced only by the  bitter comment or two I uncovered through my diligent hunt of all posts, by the party who had had his/her post terminated apparently to conceal the bad feelings from the newbies.

Strip aside Jason's Internet Marketing accomplishes, it can be said that Jason Katzenback is genuinely likable if you met him in person.  If you didn't know who he was, you would think you were more dealing with a college guy than the savvy businessman that he is. And that's not a bad thing because he just has that kind of charm and that approachability that is one of the various factors that gives value to the membership at Portal Feeder.

It's evident that he genuinely cares that he has the right frame of mind towards all his members, and that his main concern is to aid everyone in making the best advancements that they can through the PortalFeeder 2.0 community and the tools available. And his commitment to the Portal Feeder membership is inspiring alone, as you will always find Jason working on different projects and training material to that end.

When you get to know Jason Katzenback and you seen him in action for a while, you get confidence that he's an honest upfront individual that does genuinely care about his business and that he will go out of the way to try to maintain that reputation that the Web businesses he runs so justly deserve.

In the world of Internet marketing where there are so many indifferent, callous, greedy, self-centered, cheating, lying, pompous gurus out there Jason Katzenback is a breath of fresh air, he's the real McCoy, a marketer that makes the best interest of his customers his number one priority each and every day.

I know because I have been a Portal Feeder member since March of 2007 and I have personally witnessed this firsthand.  Believe me, I'm very quick to judge otherwise.  However, my experience with Jason Katzenback, as a paying member in the Portal Feeder program, has consistently been positive.

Okay, now for the gleeful palm-rubbing, sicko, disturbing truth on Jason Katzenback, as promised uncensored:

It is disgusting that Jason Katzenback came up with this brilliant winner at such a young age, rather than me, who is as equally talented but who didn't make the partnerships and associations that he did, nor was in the space and place that he evidently was to give birth to such a fantastic business idea as Portal Feeder!

Yes, people, very very sick and twisted of the universe.  Why not you, why not me?  No, it's got to fall into the lap of the young fun-loving guy with all the super-talented connections of his.  This is a sick truth, this is a cosmic injustice if you think about it. So I am jealous that he had better opportunities than I did at his age and has developed such a winner.  So I hate that I have never gotten such a wonderful chance as he has, but I chalk that up to my life having different purpose than his, but still, it is a grrrrrrr! moment that makes you wish that you were the one that came up with the Pet Rock idea, rather than the kid 20 years your junior.

Another truly disturbing sick truth about Jason Katzenback is that the photo he use is in Portal Feeder forum is bizarre. He's actually a really cute guy, but it took me months to find that out through the first video webinar I saw him in.  Until then I thought he looked like a dweeb. 

But dweeb he is not because he has a really attractive way of moving his mouth when he speaks that is just charming, and he is downright cute in real life.  In fact, during that same video webinar, he took calls for general Portal Feeder questions and found himself instead fielding off questions from flirting female callers wanting to know after watching him speak for a few minutes if he was married—he's that cute. 

So that picture is a twisted sick injustice against the hottie that he really is.  Have you no morale conscience, Jason, that you would use such a troubling photo that promotes the same kind of disturbing reaction at the first glance as Jack Nicholson's crazed visage did in his early days when the network bigwigs seriously considered removing him from television, of the same opinion that he was too frightening to behold to develop any kind of celebrity charm?

Okay, I will be the first to admit that not every picture one takes can be flattering, and God knows I have had my share of pictures taken that curdle my blood to know they exist in print, but I once received a letter from a marketer stressing to me the importance of the image you use in your forum post, how first impressions can mean everything. 

And while Jason's forum picture certainly does not curdle the blood, his eyes look like sorrowful basset hound eyes from the lack of definition and smallness of the pic, and he looks like he is dressed in prison garb, and ready to be stunt double for Jack Bauer in the television series "24".  Before I saw him live in a streaming webinar, that forum picture of him stirred in me every primitive aversion every upper class citizen has against the nerdy dweeb.  But now that I have seen Jason in action, I have a much more favorable reaction to his prison garb pic, and can see the fun-loving cutie more than the dweebie basset hound.

Could you take that, Jason?  'Cause I meant every word!

All kidding aside, Jason Katzenback walks the walk and talks the talk  If you want to have the chance to have all the advantages of what Portal Feeder membership offers, guess what:  There is a very small window of time for you to do so, as Portal Feeder doors are going to re-open for a very brief time the first week of December. Don't wait and be left out.  At the very least, get on their official notification list to learn firsthand the day and hour they will reopen.   

Vivian Cole, Portal Feeder Member (maybe not for long, eh, Jason…you say you want to have a word with me?…uh oh. You are all my witnesses!)

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